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[Ihsahn]
feeling suicidal now are we? or did you just click this wiki because i gave it to you it matters not but you should sign in at Click here to kill yourself members

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2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: thats not going to work heheheh *cocks gun and aims it at your head*

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *crys louder* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: *comes running in waving arms* NoNoNoNo... please shoot me instead I beg you!!!

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: I want to be shot!!! Darkness doesn't!*gets down on her knees and puts the barrel in her mouth with a smile*

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: yea! yea! shoot her shoot her!

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: *looks in confusion shoot darkness in the head then walks off*

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *dies*

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: mwahahahahahahaha

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *becomes ghost* hmmm...

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: *sits behind with tears in her eyes...* Fuck you Satan!!!

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *pokes Satan* ha! now im a ghost

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: *wraps her arms around herself and starts rocking back and forth* Oh, man, there they come again, oh man, oh man, oh man... I'm seeing dead people again, there they are, ... I see dead people

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: i am a demon *takes ur soul into a jar* theyre all better!

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: ahh!

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: *shakes the jar you are in*

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: *freaking out* now they're in jars, ...jars,jars,jars, cars, scars, tick tack toe... my little toe

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: wtf?

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: *shoots willow in the head and puts her soul in a jar as well*

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: eee!

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: mwahahahahahahahah ur soul is mine

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: *hugs darkness* Yeay!!!! I'm freee....*voice trails as soul is sucked back into the body, and she rises again* OH MAN I HATE BEING ONE OF THE UNDEAD

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: *takes ur souls again putts it in the same jar and then puts a seal on it* you are not able to get out any more hehehe

2005-03-10 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: lol.. aww

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: *sets willows body on fire and cremates it* theyre no more body to go too either

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: *soul bumping against the inside of the jar, bump,bumpbumpbumpbumpbump... soulless body ambling about, suddenly stops and a clear light comes into the eyes.*

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: Thank you, Satan... that idiotic girl has been blocking me for ages now... hello, I'm Xavier. Pleased to meet you. Me and your father go way back

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: hmmm ur still in the jar *shakes*

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: Ahhm, no technically I am not. For you see, you have Willow's soul, but my soul has always lived within her body

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: She's just such an awfully loud and obnoxious bitch the rest of us hardly ever get a chance at breathing... so thank you. From all of us

2005-03-10 [Ihsahn]: ok *sucks you soul into a jar as well and seals it* now you are heheh u can't get out either *shakes jar*

2005-03-10 [moira hawthorne]: hummmmmmmm *sits and watches the entertainment...* at what point did you figure a jar can contain a soul?

2005-03-10 [Willow Darkling]: Sorry, Satan, I'm a deamon as well so you see I don't have a soul you can just suck out like that...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: yes it can i am satan i can make them hehehehehehe *shakes your jar even more* mwahahahahahahaha

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *sits in her jar* hmmm....

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *Xavier looks very seriously at Satan and speaks like he's talking to a 5 y.old* No, Satan. Deamons do not have A soul...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: yes demons do your silly *shakes you even more then how the hell are you still in my jar?*

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *Xavier gives up and walks away with Willows body*~*Willow, still inside the fucking jar* OH, great that fucking bastard hasn't spoken to me in months and you let him walk of with both my body and my novel!!! Thanks a lot Satan

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: ah Xavior hmmmmmmm *sets him on fire and starts torturing him* you do not get aweay from Satan that easily!

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: burning deamons! amusing.....

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *Xavier looks back and sets Satan on fire,*Sorry my friend but I am also the most powerful deamon in another world...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: *stabs Xavior and then sends him to hell with out the body*

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: sorry but i am Satan THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON EVER!!!!!!!

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: well this is fun....

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *sits in jar* umm.. little help over here?

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: *Opens jar* you wantted out?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: *puts her back in tha jar*

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *gets outta the jar* thank u, yes i did want out

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: *and seals the jar for eternity* now they can never get out!

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *Willow screams inside the jar* You are the most powerful on Earth, Satan, not on Thrae!! That's Xavier's realm!!

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: damn

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: well then i will be more powerful

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Yes damn!! He's a fucking bitch that guy Xavier... walking off with my body like that..

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: but we are here in Satan's Begotten Son's realm....

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: after i consume the both of your souls and make u me!

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: *takes the jar and leaks the both of your souls into his energy beam* mwahahahahaha now i am more powerful then ever!!!!!

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: souls give me strength!!!!!!!!

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: *consumes the souls of half the people in this wiki and becomes more powerful* mwahahahahaha

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *soul climbs into Satans brain and sits down close to his left ear* Uhm...nniinininininini you can't catch me!!! *in an extremely loud and annoying voice*

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: *silences the soul and sends them to his arms* this is the only weay we will win

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *shouting on the way down* YOu do realise you're fighting a girl you puns!!!

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: wtf are u talking about?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Xavier is still wearing my body!!!

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: meh o well u'll get a new one

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO, I want ME own... come on don't let that twat walk off with 10 years worth of my novel!!!! even you ain't that mean...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: what do i get in return?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Total sexual domination for a day?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: not good enough i'll give you another try though

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: A place on Thrae when you want to.....*cringes hopeing you won't accept*

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: one last try or you loose your talent

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: CHEESE!

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: All the Cheese you can eat?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: nope you tried now your body will be destroyed!!!!! unless you can change my mind

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Ok, imagine a perfect world, without machinery withou pollution, where there are deamons, vampires that can walk in broad daylight, and they are the superior race to all. There are two dragons and a young woman, who are the gods of this world, but they are still lesser than the Aaenda (the superior race of the Vampires) the ones every race on Thrae are born of... you want to ruin that?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: yes *shakes head vigoursly*

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Ugh, then I just fucking wish I had succeded when I tried to hang myself two years ago! To think that someone would ruin the world that I have been building to get over my abuse and fucking life... well, it's just not worth it! you can keep both my body and Xavier.. *gets up looking for that knife.. I know they are sharp this time won't have to hack and slash for four hours*

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: whatcha going to do with that knife?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: UHm cut myself open... Fuck knows I've been waiting long enough for it...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: hmmmmmmmmmm..........ok

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *Cuts wrists, chest and neck. slowly, avoiding all major arteries... just so it'll take longer.* uuuummmmm, sweet delicate pain... if only it was real....

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: to bad ur already dead and u can not feel anything

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: ....seriously.. i wish.....

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: come on you shouldn't

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: after the sheit I've been through? Why not..

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: seriously it is not worth it you will find a reason to live

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Yeah, Thrae is my reason... there I can be everyone and anyone I want. I have Xavier, and all the charachters of the novel, and I can act out any sexual fantasy I can think up...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: one week i say one week

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: for what?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: you read poetry Satan?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: you have one week!

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: lol, to do what?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: before I off myself? nah, I've kept from it for 18 months now....

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: to convince me too let you back in

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: lol... what does suck you off mean?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: lol jk u need to convince me to let you back in

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: in here? woops what did I do wrong?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: not in here to convince me to let ur soul back into your body

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: *totally embarrassed* oh, you're still on about that!! lol....but then I need to get to know you a little... I don't know anything about you...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: what do you want to know about the satanist?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: well, you like poetry... ?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: yes i write poetry actually more like songs

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: ok, and what is your view on homosexuality, and gothics and witchcraft?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: homosexuality acceptable considering i am Bi Gothics do not exist anymore whitch craft i practice

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: Ok, cool... what do you mean gothics don't exist?

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: Gothic was a design in the midevil times =theyre was also a germanic tribe called the visigoths that ivaded rome during 700 ad the first to invade Rome in 500 years true goths were a germanic tribe my dear

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: ugh, you mean in that context... I mean the idealic, Vampire worshipping "gothic" culture of today... NO I don't mean the 14 y.o.'s that worship Marylin Manson... I mean the guys who walk around wearing top hats and such, and girls in old style dresses

2005-03-11 [WonderTweek]: *walks in*

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: hiya...

2005-03-11 [WonderTweek]: hi << whats u talking about?

2005-03-11 [Willow Darkling]: how I'm going to convince Satan to return my soul to my body, so my deamonic bi male alter ego won't take over ....

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: ah not to much

2005-03-11 [WonderTweek]: Oo

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: indeed

2005-03-11 [shitijustgiveup]: muahaha....i'll just..sit over here...@.@

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: lalalal..

2005-03-11 [shitijustgiveup]: la dee da lalala

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: riiiiight..

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: ummmm.....

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: yeah..

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: so.. new topic... i like cookies

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: peacan! small tastey with nuts!

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: chokolate chip...homemade only..

2005-03-11 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: Chocolate Chip!

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: yupyup..

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: lol

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: eh?

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: idunno..

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: cookiees!

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: i want cookies

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: *sits in your lap and feeds you cookiees!*

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: aww....left out again lol

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: come here than.... Ill sit on one knee you can have the other... tho if his girl comes I think we are both out of luck....

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: *sits on the other knee* lol alright then..hope she dont come...

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: hmmmmmmmmmm..........ok

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: cookiee?

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: definatly..

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: feed me cookies!!!!!!!

2005-03-11 [Black Dahlia]: o.o Off!!!

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: TIMES UP! hehehehehe....

2005-03-11 [Ihsahn]: hehehehe oops

2005-03-11 [moira hawthorne]: gotta run.... food shopping.... really! *smiles*

2005-03-11 [livingdeadgurl]: hehe yeah..erm mr to..gotta go...sereously though..bye ..ttyl...

2005-03-12 [Slaughter™]: heh i give up on trying to keep up

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: uhm who doesn't?

2005-03-12 [Slaughter™]: *thinks and shruggs*

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: ummm... sure thing, im lost again but meh

2005-03-12 [Slaughter™]: we're all lost i think

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: im not lost.... just dead...

2005-03-12 [Another Blank Page]: yes but somehow you can type?

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: yes I have a very good command of my essence I jump on each key indidvuaklly... sorry sometimes I miss...

2005-03-12 [Another Blank Page]: how big are you?

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: as bigg as I want to be... but the smaller I am the more vocused is my essense....

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: what????

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: what? we are talking about typing when you are dead....

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: wth?

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: no hell is the other wiki... here we are just dead

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: lmfao

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: oooooh lmao i get it! haha... ha.... << >> << >> << >> ha?

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: hmmmmmmmm

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: im not crazy, im not crazy, im not - Hey! A unicorn!

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: oooo pet it!

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *runs over to unicorn and pets it* pretty... *unicorn bites her* OWW! MOTHER F-ER!!!! Grrr *kicks it, unicorn attacks her* O.O ooowwww!~!! owwwww!! help help!

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: *shoots the unicorn dead*

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: Yay! ... .please tell me u werent aiming at me!

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: *cooks up unicorn!* steak anyone?

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: hmmm

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: is that a yes!??! speak up!

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: *walks in* <<

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: YES! i want a unicorn burger!

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: i wasn't aiming for you that time

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: >>

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: okay, good

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: <<

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: *pokes Techie* no

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: well its burgers or steak or whatever you want it to be but its done! so lets eat!

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: hmmmm.... steak

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: >>

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: >>

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: >>>

2005-03-12 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: <<<<

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: >>>>

2005-03-12 [moira hawthorne]: HAVING FUN?

2005-03-12 [WonderTweek]: BROKED IT!

2005-03-12 [Ihsahn]: ok i am about to create a banner Page for this wiki

2005-03-13 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: I see a dead unicorn!!

2005-03-13 [Ihsahn]: add banners here! Click here to kill yourself Banners

2005-03-13 [moira hawthorne]: well that isnt really a banner...

2005-03-13 [Ihsahn]: it can be we will have to place them theyre now due to the fact the wiki is getting to big :(

2005-03-13 [Just Another Teenage Whore. //]: im using it as a banner lol

2005-03-13 [Ihsahn]: awesome yay may the banner thingy begin! perhaps i will make a contest for best Banner!

2005-03-13 [moira hawthorne]: fine fine...

2005-03-13 [Ihsahn]: indeed

2005-03-13 [Ihsahn]: mwahahahaha i am borted congrats!

2005-03-13 [Slaughter™]: ack!!!!!...hmm felt like saying that

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